Mark (vocals) kaylan (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) Ruth underwood (orchestra set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a sentimental song you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world
Lord, mercy on the people in england, For the terrible food these people eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the lord have on the fate of this movie And God the mind of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every soul who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a garbage A lawn and a Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out hand to the girl in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. sure they keep all those businessmen happy And the censors and the germans of course.
Help everybody, so all get some action, Some love on the weekend, real satisfaction.
Mark volman & kaylan: A swedish with a hood and a bludgeon a microwave oven. "honey, how do it feel? "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, mercy on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the little children they grow.
the black man. Help the man. Help the man. the door man. Help the lonely, neglected old farts I know.
Theodore It's been swell havin' you us tonight folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, howard kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're going to out the studio... They're going to tear all the... going to whip down all the... They're going to out all the... They're to pay off all the...
volman: (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & howard And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, everybody in the and the chorus Aww now, every one of our lovely and dancers The light men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark volman & howard And, the men.
Jimmy carl (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to rise up. They're going to up! I said jump up! 'bout jump right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark They're all going to up, and jump off.
Mark & howard kaylan: They're to ride on home. going to ride on home. They're to ride on home. They're to ride on home.
kaylan: And once again themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the driving and rain
volman: They're all to go home,
Mark volman & howard the fog, through the dust. Through the tropical fever and the frost.
Mark They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy carl And the same for me.
Mark volman & howard Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
kaylan: And each and every member of this rock oriented comedy In his own way is going to get out of it as he can be.
volman & howard kaylan: They're all to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. They're all to get wasted. all going to get twisted.
Howard And I am definitely to get ....
Mark volman & kaylan:
Howard 'cause I'm a lonely.. I'm such a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' a lonely guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark volman & kaylan: Bent, and wasted.
Jimmy black: A disaster area the size of city, new jersey.
Howard He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing over toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all through this movie, every time we've been on s I've had to look in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we gotta watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over there to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)