Mark (vocals) Howard (vocals) Ian (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley (drums) George (keyboards, trombone) Martin (bass) underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim (vocals)
bikel: This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. the entire cast is assembled here at the centerville recreational facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for attend At this theatre. this might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. it's the kind of a song that you get at the end of a movie. it's the kind of a so At people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. we uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the
Lord, have mercy on the in england, For the terrible food people must eat. ( errrr, me ) And may the have mercy on the fate of this movie And God bless the of the man in the street.
Help all the rednecks and the policemen the terrible functions they all must perform. God the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
soprano: And every poor soul who's in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get action, love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
Female A room and a And a disposal A and a hose'll Be genteel.
Mark volman & howard Reach out your hand to the in the dog book, The girl in the pig book, and the one the horse. sure they keep all those businessmen happy And the purple-lipped censors and the of course.
Help everybody, so they all get action, Some love on the weekend, some satisfaction.
Mark volman & kaylan: A swedish apparatus with a hood and a With a microwave oven. "honey, how do it "
Mark & howard kaylan: Lord, have on the hippies and faggots And the dykes and the weird little they grow.
the black man. Help the man. the milk man. Help the man. Help the lonely, old farts that I know.
Theodore It's been havin' you with us tonight folks.
volman: But, don't leave the theatre yet, 'cause there's still more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musical associate, kaylan, who's going to give us all a benediction.
Howard They're to clear out the studio... They're going to tear all the... They're to whip down all the... They're going to out all the... going to pay off all the...
Mark (oh, yeah!)
Mark volman & kaylan: And then... and then... and then... and then...
Hey hey hey, in the orchestra and the chorus Aww now, every one of our lovely and talented The bulb men, camera men, make-up men
Mark (the men)
Mark & howard kaylan: And, the men.
Jimmy black: (especially cohen, yeahoooo...)
Mark volman & howard They're all going to up. They're to jump up! I said jump up! Talkin' jump right up on off the floor. Jump up and hit the door!
Mark They're all to rise up, and jump off.
Mark & howard kaylan: They're going to on home. They're going to on home. They're going to on home. going to ride on home.
Howard And once again themselves seriously. Yeah, two, three, four, seriously.
volman: They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the sleet and rain
Mark They're all to go home,
volman & howard kaylan: Through the fog, the dust. Through the tropical and the blistering frost.
volman: They're all to go home.
Howard And get out of it as can be.
Jimmy black: And the same for me.
Mark & howard kaylan: Oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah! oh, yeah!
Howard And each and every member of this rock oriented comedy In his own special way is to get out of it as he can be.
Mark volman & howard all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted. all going to get wasted. They're all to get twisted.
Howard And I am going to get ....
volman & howard kaylan:
Howard 'cause I'm such a lonely.. I'm a lonely.. A lonely, lonely, talkin' 'bout a guy.
Oh, and I tonight, I am definitely... I am positively... I have to get...
Mark volman & howard Bent, and wasted.
carl black: A disaster the size of atlantic city, new jersey.
kaylan: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it if it weren't for this. you noticed, all through this material, I've been glancing toward my left? well, I'll tell you the rea Or that ladies and gentlemen. he is over there. he is over on the left. he is the guy that is making me do all this shit. right over there. now all this movie, every time we've been on s had to look over in that direction, right? you saw it... you know! well that's 'cause he's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. he jumps up and down like a jackass. I can't even be The guy sometimes. but we watch him. "after all," we said, "it's frank's movie." now, we're the mothers, but it's still frank's movie. he rented the studio, had all th Heesy sets built...it's so moche!. he's telling everybody, right now, right over to...(text obscured by disaster area, fades out)