Luyện nghe bài hát Superhero

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Man.
I'd fly the world fighting crime
According to my Plan.
And if I saw criminals to lie
Hurting people and making them cry
I'd haul off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Man.

(Now criminals want you to be a criminal,
and they offer you things like and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)

If I be a Superhero,
I would be Boy.
Telling the of the evils of drugs,
and the lives they destroy.
well I'd take all the junkies so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks of thai
as I'd burn them alive and I would squeal joy.
'Cause I would be Boy.

If I be a Superhero,
I'd be Dude
I'd send all the foreigners to their homes
For up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best to boot
landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of brood
I would be Immigration Dude.

(Kids, you can make up your own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)

If you be a Superhero,
you be Justice Guy?
Making sure get what they deserve,
Especially who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with kids and no job
To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some named Bob
You could skin and drain them of blood till they die
Bob
Then you would be Guy

Oh, I didn't mean to be subtle, I mean to be vague
her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for terrible lie
Bob
Then you would be Guy.
Then you be a Superhero, like me.