If I be a Superhero, I would be Man. I'd fly around the world fighting to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw trying to lie Hurting other people and making cry I'd haul them off to in my Awesome Van. Because I would be Man.
(Now some want you to be a criminal, and they you things like drugs and alcohol, but we know what to do kids, we just say no.)
If I be a Superhero, I would be Boy. the world of the evils of drugs, and the lives they destroy. I'd take all the junkies getting so high With their needles and and sticks made of thai as I'd burn them alive and I would with joy. 'Cause I would be Boy.
If I be a Superhero, I'd be Dude I'd send all the foreigners to their homes For up all of our food And taking our welfare and best to boot Like landscaping, dish washing, our fruit I'd pass lots of to get rid of their brood Because I be Immigration Dude.
(Kids, you can up your very own superhero. If you could, who would you be?)
If you be a Superhero, you be Justice Guy? Making people get what they deserve, Especially who lie Like if a wife left her husband three kids and no job To run off to f...ing Hawaii with some named Bob You could skin them and drain of blood till they die Bob Then you would be Guy
Oh, I didn't to be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the As long as suffer for their terrible lie Bob Then you would be Guy. Then you be a Superhero, like me.