"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't this Louis Vuitton!" "What you I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take sorry self over booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right baby."
Wooah, Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're up and down, that you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend Rip phantom top on your six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is what you Black Knight slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop like a Your girl starts walkin' the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why you get this for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the starts to creep, she's deep Through she peeks Her is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather with the oriental draw Little Mary is RAW She says "I wanna your girlfriend look good" buying all your Louie in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the meet, son Now you know Louie is played But drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet What you Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie You don't know jack about this
number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee on The got sprung and the wife want some Vee hat with the diamonds Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat had a L V on the back But at the swap that ain't jack But she bought it, about three hun Mary Pong said the one But the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie fadin' Now she's to take it back But the swap meet don't that Cause when a customer to intimidate Mary pulls a .38 She ain't to get bum rushed She's strapped an' she's to bust But at the meet you don't pay tax They're out fake Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, lotsa dolla's Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, black jackets Swap Meet Louie, flaunt clout Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet
Me an' Attitude Adjuster smooth at a swap meet Buyin' much gear for the When we spot Mary Pong a blank face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother the tape and kept steppin' Mary Pong starts lookin' for a I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it What's up with the bootleg Pong is about to get jacked She had a stack of big racks Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the tapes and the and break The whole swap went crazy I'm more fools than Patrick Swayze a mess of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach just Like that, I'm there Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard swap meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet That's right, tell em Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie What you Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't jack about this Louie