"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' that Louie, huh?" "Hey! be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack right here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton made a sweatsuit But you're up and down, that you got the Louie boots So you roll to the meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your seven six In the shop Louis Vee is you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on feet You're saggin', droop a bawla Your starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the starts to creep, she's deep Through she peeks Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it on Swap meet weave, with the swap meet Leather miniskirt the oriental draw Little Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make girlfriend look good" Start buying all your Louie in the And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you brown Louie is played But drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, em homeys Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie What you Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack this Louie
number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got and the wife want some Vee hat with the diamonds Shes she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the meet that ain't jack But she it, cost about three hun Mary Pong you're the one But when the girls got wet she started complainin' girls Louie started fadin' Now she's to take it back But the swap don't play that Cause when a customer tries to Mary pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum strapped an' she's ready to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the
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Me an' Attitude Adjuster smooth at a swap meet Buyin' much gear for the When we spot Mary Pong with a face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother bought the and kept steppin' Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it What's up with the bootleg Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and Attitude creeped like Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and The whole meet went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Toss a mess of fake in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach sunk Like that, I'm outta Swift like to roll in pairs So we jet, to the fast Slingin' swap meet Louie for
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Louie right, tell em homeys Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right baby Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie What you Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack about this