"Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, if that's Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self booth 2 for the pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got crack pipe right here baby."
Wooah, Louis Vuitton never a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the boots So you roll to the meet, girlfriend buttless Rip top on your seven six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is what you Black Knight Cortez slippin' on feet You're saggin', like a bawla Your starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, is on. Why don't you get this for me? Everytime you hit the meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, deep cazelley's she peeks Her name is Pong and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, the swap meet thongs Leather with the oriental draw Mary Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make your look good" Start buying all your in the hood And sprung, on the two for one Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know Louie is played But drunk and you just got paid So you the gear, little Mary says "See ya" did you know it was "Made in Korea?"
Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here Swap Louie, Swap Meet Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about this
Victim number two, a rich young from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple to get beat Out came little Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the want some Louie Vee hat with the Shes thinkin' she got deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the But at the swap meet that jack But she bought it, cost about hun Mary said you're the one But when the girls got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started Now she's to take it back But the swap don't play that Cause when a customer to intimidate Mary Pong a .38 She ain't about to get bum She's strapped an' she's to bust But at the swap you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake by the batch
Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa Meet Louie, we all got gold Swap Meet Louie, silk jackets Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet Buyin' much for the feet When we spot Pong with a blank face Sellin' bootleg Mixalot The brother the tape and kept steppin' Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan 'n' I'm to use it up with the bootleg music? Mary Pong is to get jacked She had a of big bootleg racks Me and Attitude like snakes the tapes and the Louie and break The whole swap went crazy I'm sockin' more than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the Hit the gas and the just sunk Like that, I'm there Swift brothers like to in pairs So we jet, to the boulevard Slingin' meet Louie for cash
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet That's right, em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie Right here Swap Meet Louie, Meet Louie you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet You don't know jack about this