Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
There was no moon in
You know the stars ain't
'Cause the too tight
I the scarey wind
I some ugly trees
was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the of me

I'm 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-t**ty by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed even the
Was actin' up here
And So I figured I
Just a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But was no reply
she was gone...

*"Where's those t**ties that I like so
'n my beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I this noise
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a tail
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had some flesh
Stuck his claws
You know it to me
it was t**ty skin
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him my shooter
BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU MUSTA HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just will you give me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you noticed little
here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE REASON
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of those suckers was 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
THAT'S
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to a deal with me..."

"That's very, very
I'm only interested in two
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, holding your pickle then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, you like to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and
and beer
you what I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! me time to think...
I hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out my girl, there was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all the world

She said "I got me three beers and a of downs
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and
That's when the devil, he
and she went right the cliff!
The was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I I do declare, how did she get back there?