Luyện nghe bài hát T**ties & Beer

It was the night
There was no moon in
You know the ain't shinin'
'Cause the too tight
I heard the scarey
I seen some ugly
There was a werewolf
the side of me

I'm 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a girly by the name of Chrissy
about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed the crickets
Was actin' up here
And So I figured I
Just drink a beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that what yer on..."
But there was no
she was gone...

*"Where's those that I like so well
'n my beer!"*
Is what I to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a pointed
'N like a sulphur
Yes, it was him
I I knowed it was
He had human flesh
Stuck his claws
You know it to me
Like it was t**ty
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his
'N started his fang
So I shot him my shooter
BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say?"*
YOU ATE MY *"t**ties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the
tall?"
EVEN HER *"Would I lie to you?"*
S***, YOU BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU FOR THE
THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..."*

WELL I MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU

*"Blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you me
for
t**ties and beer? I suppose you this little
contract here..."* YER RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY
...GIMME PAPER...BET YER ASS
SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S
SQUEEZIN'

*"Man, You fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda some of the souls I had...
Why was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n
of suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU
TRUE
I MEAN, THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a with me..."

"That's very, true
I'm only in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of pickle!"

"I'm not my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your then?"

"I know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm interested in two things, and that's
and beer
you know I mean?
*"What?"*
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer
t**ties and
and beer!"
and beer!"
*"I don't know if the right guy?"*
and beer!"
and beer!"

*"No! sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's ink!"

And then the devil let go of his
and out come my girl, was her t**ties
flop-floppin'...all around the

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of
and I'm get ripped, so f***, you clowns!"
she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he
and she right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get back
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back