Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear picnic was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right 'n' bought a ticket
To this mountain picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't even close to a bear.

the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six people there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old started t' sink
More people kept on,
That old ship was a-slowly down.
Funny way t' a picnic.

Well, I soon lost of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people I never saw in m' life
That old sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand tryin' t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we better call off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' around,
All I could hear there was a sound,
remember one thing more,
Just remember walkin' up on a shore,
busted, stomach cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite to be alive though.

Feelin' like I outa m' casket,
I grabbed back hold of m' basket.
the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I don't care just you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, up t' you.
But don't tell me about it, I don't hear it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me quite so
What some are gonna do f'r money.
a bran' new gimmick every day
Just t' take somebody's away.
I think we oughta take some o' these
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.