Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues

I saw it one day,
Bear picnic was comin' my way.
"come 'n' take a trip,
bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the and kids
Bring the family."
Yippee!

Well, I run right down 'n' bought a
To this bear picnic.
But little did I
I was in for a surprise.
Had nothin' to do mountains.
I didn't even close to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids to the pier,
Six people there,
Everybody had for the trip.
"oh well." I said, "it's a big ship.
Besides, anyway, the the merrier."

Well, we all got on 'n' d'ya think,
That big old boat t' sink
people kept a-pilin' on,
That old was a-slowly goin' down.
way t' start a picnic.

Well, I soon lost track of m' 'n' wife,
So many people I never saw in m' life
old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' each other,
Dogs a-barkin', a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-flyin', cryin',
a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better off the picnic.

I got shoved 'n' pushed around,
All I hear there was a screamin' sound,
Don't remember one more,
remember walkin' up on a little shore,
Head busted, cracked,
splintered, I was bald, naked. . .
Quite lucky to be though.

Feelin' I climbed outa m' casket,
I back hold of m' picnic basket.
the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up morn.

Now, I don't just what you do,
If you have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
'cause, see, I just lost all m' spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me so funny
What people are gonna do f'r money.
There's a new gimmick every day
t' take somebody's money away.
I think we oughta take some o' these
And put 'em on a boat, 'em up to bear mountain . . .
For a picnic.