Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you travel
There's one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, gotta find a pilot and pay your
You gotta sail through the sky in words, you gotta fly"

Yes, statistics it's the way to go
Well, it's than your car, you know
It's safer than your home, safer than your
About the safes to put your feet
don't lie, but statistics don't die, either

Well, once I heard Bob say
You gotta a train, it's the only way
Well, nothin' ever happens to at all
There was just one accident he recall
A plane into it
People in all directions, then

One day when the sky was
I a plane and off we flew
Looked out the window, insurance in my
like Columbus searching searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, just like the time

Then one of the stewardesses by
And I wasn't afraid to die
She brought me coffee, and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said there's nothing to worry
she flew out the door
Somebody forgot to close

The kept going higher and higher
I swear both the wings were on fire
So I opened the cockpit
And the pilot was layin' on the
the other stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the dropped down about a mile or two
She lurched about, I I was through
My stomach was it was tied in a knot
Little bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, pilot said we hit an air
Must've been a pocket with an big hole in it

Well, at last the trip was the end
The airport was comin' the bend
But all my anxious could see
Was a thousand planes in the
They was landin' and leavin' and at each other

Wing to win and to brother
The pilot was swearin' and swervin'
But he said, "Don't worry, we
somewhere on the ground"
I wasn't worried I was up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip do me too much harm
But I did spend a on the happy-farm
They couldn't why I kissed the ground
Chewed the and swallowed it down
Sure tasted good La Guardia dirt should