Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you gotta
There's just one way, you leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, gotta a pilot and pay your fare
You sail through the sky in other words, you gotta fly"

Yes, show it's the way to go
Well, it's safer than car, you know
safer than your home, safer than your street
About the safes place to put your
Statistics lie, but statistics don't die, either

Well, once I Bob Dylan say
You gotta take a train, the only way
Well, nothin' ever to trains at all
There was just one he could recall
A plane into it
People in all directions, then

One day when the sky was
I a plane and off we flew
Looked out the window, insurance in my
Just Columbus searching searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, just like the time

one of the stewardesses ambled by
And suddenly I wasn't to die
She me coffee, pillows and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said nothing to worry about
Then she out the door
Somebody to close right

The plane kept higher and higher
I could swear the wings were on fire
So I the cockpit door
And the was layin' on the floor
With the stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the plane dropped down about a or two
She lurched about, I swore I was
My was heavin' it was tied in a knot
paper bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, pilot said we hit an air
Must've been a with an awful big hole in it

Well, at last the was near the end
The airport was comin' round the
But all my anxious could see
Was a planes in the vicinity
They was and leavin' and wavin' at each other

Wing to win and to brother
The pilot was swearin' and swervin'
But he said, "Don't worry, we
Radar on the ground"
I worried I was crawlin' up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip didn't do me too much
But I did a year on the happy-farm
They couldn't understand why I the ground
the concrete and swallowed it down
Sure tasted like La Guardia dirt should