Sixteen men on a dead man's Yo ho ho and a of rum
"Avast mates, ye're sailin' With Long John Beard Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Scourge of the bounding Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"
"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha What say ye, we the Jolly Roger Heel over the yonder Spanish Lay a few broadsides her timers"
"Swing over on here lanyards With our in our teeth Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty What say ye to that, me Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You don't it?" "I don't like it and I wanna do it tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way" "Well, if you don't like it, do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants I want to and dance
"You want to and dance, heh You like plundering, aye? Well, shiver me 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh? Rubies, and pearls Gold doubloons and sovereigns
"Silver chalices encrusted diamonds and jewels and bracelets of every shape and size Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"
"And all buried in a pirate's And I happen to know where How that me bloodthirsty Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"
"I don't it" "You don't it?" "I don't like it and I don't it" "He don't it" "And I do it, I'm an artiste" "An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"
I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants I want to sing and
"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and show You know for little flittin' tinkerbell This here be a black hearted ship And I would have you hauled if you weren't me Own flesh and you little twit! So you like plunderin' aye?"
"I like it" "And you want no treasurin' ah?" "I want it" "And you don't want no groggin' and revelin' And and rummin' either I suppose?"
"Well, deep you want to know the truth? It's not me, I want it" "Well, what do you As if I didn't already know?" "I want to and dance and"
"I know, I know and wear your little shiny pants Huh, okay, we'll all sing and I said, we'll all and dance Or you'll the plank, one two free"
I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny I want to and dance ("You hear the Captain and voice say")
"I like it, I it" "I kinda it me own self" "Thought you would"
men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a of rum
"I don't rum" "You like rum?" "Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"
"A Perrier?" "With a in it" "A lime in it? He a lime in it"
"Well, do you any Escargot?" "Escar, what?" "What's the today?" "Soup?" "Might have a bit of a too" "Well, how about a finger bowl?"
"Maybe a croissant, is right? Those French make everything so Why didn't they just it a bun?"