Luyện nghe bài hát The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With Long John Black
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
over the yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing on these here lanyards
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to ribbons and the booty
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance

"You to sing and dance, heh
You like plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring,
Rubies, and pearls
Gold doubloons and sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with and jewels
and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the crown of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just to know where
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I want it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Artiste, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for some little flittin'
This here be a black pirate ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you me
Own and blood you little twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you want no treasurin' ah?"
"I want it"
"And you probably don't want no groggin' and
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, what do you
As if I didn't already know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, all sing and dance
I said, we'll all sing and
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I to sing and dance
("You hear the Captain and voice say")

"I like it, I it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I don't rum"
"You don't rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I like a little Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A lime in it? He a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a bleeding bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
French make everything so hard
Why didn't they call it a bun?"