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Lets contestent #1,
He's a skitsofranic killer clown.
Who says love his seXXie smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats your 1st

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So lets say u came over to my parents house and had dinner me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up like i always do,
Look your momma in the eye and her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!"
dad would probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips!
Its time, we're hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and some for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad try and jump again,
But this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now lets contestent #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, lets hear question.

I like a man who's not afarid to show his emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how would you let me

1st thing, I could love you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all these other
fuckers here!
I'd go tho your phone book, and em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, would to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your tities and em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd a lil in your face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over flowing senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, lets have last question and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a club and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake,
And if you a lil weight you'd look like Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You don't want contestent #2, mad wack.
I walked into a bar, and he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!