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Lets contestent #1,
He's a serail killer clown.
Who wonem love his seXXie smile.
Lets find out if his charm work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

Contestent #1, I believe 1st last forever.
So lets say u over to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
would you do to make that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to think it,
I might show up in a tux, HA! but I it.
I'll probally just show up naked i always do,
Look momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're hearin' grace from mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and some for your lil brother.
I'm staring at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya for only 13 she got some big tits.
After that dad would try and jump again,
But only this I'd put the 40 to his chin.
your mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now lets meet #2,
He's a deranged crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says women call him Nuts'
Sharon, hear your question.

I a man who's not afarid to show his true emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you fell in love with me, exacetly how would you let me

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And find #1, I'd break his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd your tities and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your face and say, "I'm playin."
As you spit it all out, rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a tuff so far,
Sharon, lets your last question and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you get my attention and what would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd like Ricky Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a and stire it with my dick,
And to get your attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her that fat,ya,
That'll work better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You want contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
Standing up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta it,
It was a big fuckin smelly ass farm

dawg!
How you gonna diss momma!!!