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Lets meet #1,
a skitsofranic serail killer clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
Lets out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, your 1st question?

#1, I believe 1st impressions last forever.
So say u came over to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to that 1st impression really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, I'd have to think about it,
I show up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally just show up like i always do,
Look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghitti,
I'd pinch her limpy ass and her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad would probally trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips!
Its dinnre time, hearin' grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm staring steady at sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for 13 she got some big tits.
After your dad would try and jump again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now lets meet #2,
He's a pyschopathic deranged crack head freak who works for The Carnival,
He says women call him 'Strech
Sharon, hear your question.

I like a man who's not afarid to show his emotions,
A man who express' himself in his own way.
#2 if you in love with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I could never you,
You sound a richy bitch, Yo, fuck you!
But if I did I'd probally show I care by takeing all these other motha
outta here!
I'd go tho phone book, and wack em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, have to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab tities and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
them spring up in your face.
I'd sing songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it like a man!
So we go to the beach and walk the sand,
I'd thro a lil in your and say, "I'm just playin."
As you it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds contestent #2 is just over flowing with senseativity,
Sharon.
It's a choice so far,
Sharon, have your last question and see which one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance club and you both noticed me at the time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and would your pick-up lines
be?
Who the smoothes wins.

Ok...First I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fat
are,
I'd tell you that I like the way you your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil you'd look like Ricky Lake.

THAT! You'd be jackin me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And then to get your attendtion in the place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

Tell her she's fat,ya,
work even better.

Look, you, I got a strong rap, shit
You want contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big smelly ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!