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Lets meet #1,
He's a skitsofranic serail clown.
Who says wonem love his smile.
Lets find out if his charm work on Sharon.
Sharon, whats 1st question?

Contestent #1, I believe 1st impressions forever.
So say u came over to my parents house and had dinner with me and my
family,
What would you do to make that 1st really stay?

hmmm...Lets see, well I'd have to think it,
I show up in a tux, HA! but I doubt it.
I'll probally just up naked like i always do,
your momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurray up I'm hungry, I smell spaghitti,
I'd her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad probally start trippin, and get me pissed,
I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips!
Its dinnre time, we're grace from your mother,
I'd pull a 40 out and poor for your lil brother.
I'm steady at your sister,
I'll tell ya this, ya know for 13 she got some big tits.
After that your dad would try and again,
But only time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
your mom does the dishes and the sliverwear,
I'd try her till I nut in my underwear.

Now lets meet #2,
He's a deranged crack head freak who works for The Dark Carnival,
He says call him 'Strech Nuts'
Sharon, hear your question.

I like a man who's not to show his true emotions,
A man who himself in his own special way.
#2 if you fell in with me, exacetly how would you let me know?

1st thing, I never love you,
You sound like a richy bitch, Yo, you!
But if I did I'd probally show that I care by takeing all other motha
fuckers here!
I'd go tho your book, and wack em all.
And find contestent #1, I'd his fuckin jaw (What?)
Anyone who looked at ya, would to pay,
I'd be blowin fuckin off all day.
I'd grab your and streach em down past your waist, let em go and watch
both spring up in your face.
I'd sing songs to ya, the best I can,
Get you naked, and hit it a cave man!
So we go to the and walk through the sand,
I'd thro a lil in face and say, "I'm just playin."
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and your underwear and wedge it up
ass crack.

Well it sounds like contestent #2 is just over with senseativity,
Sharon.
a tuff choice so far,
Sharon, lets have your last question and see one is going to win the
to your neden.

Ok, if we were in a dance and you both noticed me at the same time,
tell me how would you each get my attention and would your pick-up lines
be?
Who evers the wins.

Ok...First I'd up to the bar and tell you that I can't beileve how fucking fat
are,
I'd you that I like the way you make your tities shake,
And if you lost a lil weight you'd look like Lake.

FUCK THAT! You'd be me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stire it my dick,
And to get your attendtion in the crowed place.
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face!

Yeah, her with your nuts.
Yeah, get her.

her that she's fat,ya,
That'll even better.

Look, fuck you, I got a rap, shit
You don't contestent #2, he's mad wack.
I into a bar, and there he was,
up on a bucket, uhh, tryin ta fuck it,
It was a big fuckin ass farm lauma

dawg!
How you diss your momma!!!