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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial killer
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant number 1, I believe first last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my house
And have with me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make first impression really stick

see, well I'd have to think about it
I show up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And look mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lip

It's time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for little brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got big tits

After that, dad would try to trip again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
After your mom does the dishes and the
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic crackhead freak
Who works for the dark
He says women call him nutz
Sharon, let's hear question

I like a man who's not to show his true emotion
A man who expresses in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in love me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You sound like richy bitch yo, you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go your phone book and wack 'em all
Then find contestant 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day

I'd your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and 'em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya the I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm playin'
As you it all out I rub your back and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
With sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your question and see
Which one is gonna win the rights to your

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how would you
Get my attention and what would pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
That I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you your titties shake
And if you a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo get her
Tell her that fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?