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Let's contestant number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial killer
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make that first impression really

Let's see, well I'd have to think it
I show up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

Hurry up I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
Your dad would probably trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace your mother
I'd pull a out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll you this
You know for only 13 she got some big

After that, your dad would try to trip
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the carnival
He says call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man not afraid to show his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I never love you
You sound like richy yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through your phone and wack 'em all
Then find contestant number 1 and break his jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em spring up in your face
I'd sing songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

Then we go to the and walk through the sand
I a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it like contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Which one is gonna win the to your neden

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the time, tell me, how would you each
Get my and what would your pick up line be
Whoever's the wins

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
That I believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight look like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?