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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic killer clown
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And dinner with me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make that first impression stick

Let's see, well I'd have to about it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell
I pinch her limpy ass and her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big

After that, dad would try to trip again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the carnival
He says call him stretch nutz
Sharon, hear your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotion
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you in love with me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You like richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By all these other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through your phone and wack 'em all
Then contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down your waist
Let 'em go and 'em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the and walk through the sand
I throw a little in face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it like contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's your last question and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both me
At the same time, tell me, how you each
Get my attention and what your pick up line be
the smoothest wins

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
That I believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little you'd look like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her with nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, that'll work even better
Look, you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis mama?