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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic killer clown
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I first impressions last forever
So let's say you to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make that impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to think it
I show up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and her get the food ready
dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your
I'd pull a forty out and pour for your little brother
I'm steady at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to trip
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now let's contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged freak
Who works for the carnival
He says women him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's hear question

I a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion
A man who expresses in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You sound like bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta

I'd go through your phone book and 'em all
Then contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in face
I'd sing love to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your back and
Your underwear and it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
With sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Which one is gonna win the to your neden

Okay, if we were at a club and you both noticed me
At the same time, me, how would you each
Get my and what would your pick up line be
Whoever's the wins

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
That I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a and stir it with my dick
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

He's mad whack, I walked a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' to it
It was a big fucking smelly ass llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis mama?