Drumgoole, my dear, I must Your life's been one long pile of I be nuts, at least a bit To want to be in it
But the alternative Who knows how be forced to live? When worlds collide, worlds collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us Drumgoole be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And dares to make it man and And man and and man and bride!
That mine, he's my concubine get more out of me Than what you call "love" Hands off him, that mine!
favors do not satisfy I've who'll testify And though drumgoole is of thigh She's worth a try, worth a try
nature was not generous Her breasts are not as Yet still they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now to the law this week evolving even as we speak Any woman may, at her Have her of losers
Since the breed has so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't quite fancy this We've got lots losers
I've seen all I need to see I've fallen for their And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the rest of us Won't be with the best of us For these, they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I no money And when the chips are be back around this finger here I never said that I was in with you I said that I was not, my dear
Why must this girl have How quickly he the sting For though she to please him She is talentless to tease him Don't think we haven't
We'll a shower And allow her She amused with you so hard to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can your friends Just keep the one who's nuts for restrained!
My long term Is not what it be Some spark of love Helps me find the proper to say smell of money You filthy, lying Is just about to me puke! Go go away! It's to make us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And vows are now I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get over here that law book Listen up
the law book right in front of me Article sixteen dash "when consenting adults together connected legally"
Though he wants to eat and have his There's a with me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot one will stay here with me
When worlds collide, the The cunning, and the Our divide When worlds collide, when worlds
When worlds collide, this of us Is to be a succubus Cruel fate is not upon our When worlds collide, worlds collide
Connie! connie! This telegram is just in from parliament Well don't just there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't think you're going to like "must clear the old away The must be destroyed As of 9:00 o'clock Contracts men are null and void" What!
free, my boy, I'm proud to say And so further delay I now declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the least of us May get to share the feast us For now we four are man and worlds collide, 'til worlds collide men and bride!