Drumgoole, my dear, I must Your life's one long pile of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To want to be in it
But the alternative Who knows how we'd be forced to When collide, when worlds collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With colliding in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When worlds collide, the Drumgoole performs the And to make it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than you peons call "love" off him, that one's mine!
Your favors do not I've witnesses testify And though drumgoole is thin of She's worth a try, she's a try
Though nature was not Her breasts are not as Yet they would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now to the law this week Still even as we speak Any may, at her discretion Have her of losers
Since the breed has dropped so in We abolish, hereby, If you don't fancy this selection We've got more losers
I've seen all I need to see fallen for their flattery And so we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
world's collide, the rest of us Won't be here the best of us For these, they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
me, honey I no money And when the are down be back around this finger here I never said that I was in love you I said that I was not, my dear
Why must this girl have How quickly he forgets the For though she to please him She is talentless except to him Don't think we noticed
have a shower And allow her She seems with you so hard to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can your friends Just the one who's nuts for tits restrained!
My long memory Is not it should be Some tiny of love Helps me find the words to say smell of money You filthy, lying Is just about to me puke! Go go away! It's time to make us man and And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And are now superfluous I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Wait a minute! a minute! Georgianna, get over with that law book up everybody
I've the law book in front of me Article dash thirty-three "when adults shack together They're legally"
Though he wants to eat and his cake There's a pact with me he cannot So the of you go rot forever This one will stay here me
When worlds collide, the The cunning, and the Our not-yet-happy-home When worlds collide, when collide
When worlds collide, friend of us Is forced to be a fate is not upon our side When worlds collide, when worlds
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is just in from Well don't just stand there, let's over it Aw oh, I don't think going to like this "must clear the old regime' The residue be destroyed As of 9:00 o'clock Contracts with men are and void" What!
free, my boy, I'm proud to say And so without further I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When worlds collide, the of us May get to share the with us For now we four are man and 'til collide, 'til worlds collide men and bride!