Drumgoole, my dear, I must Your been one long pile of shit I must be nuts, at a bit To to be involved in it
But given the Who how we'd be forced to live? worlds collide, when worlds collide? With you, drumgoole, at my And at my side! And at my side!
With worlds in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the chivalrous Drumgoole the frivolous And dares to it man and bride And man and and man and bride!
That mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me Than you peons call "love" Hands off him, one's mine!
Your favors do not I've witnesses who'll And though is thin of thigh She's a try, she's worth a try
nature was not generous Her breasts are not as Yet still would be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law week evolving even as we speak Any may, at her discretion Have her of losers
the breed has dropped so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't fancy this selection got lots more losers
I've all that I need to see I've fallen for their And so we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When world's collide, the of us Won't be with the best of us For these, shall be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Correct me, I smell no And when the are down You'll be back this finger here I never said I was in love with you I never said that I was not, my
Why must this girl everything? How quickly he forgets the For though she to please him She is except to tease him Don't think we noticed
We'll a shower And I'll her She seems amused you so hard to keep her entertained all go "nudies" And you can your friends Just keep the one who's nuts for restrained!
My long memory Is not it should be Some tiny spark of Helps me find the words to say Your smell of You filthy, lying Is just to make me puke! Go go away! It's to make us man and bride And man and and man and bride!
We've simplified, no muss, no And are now superfluous I declare you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get over with that law book up everybody
I've the law right in front of me sixteen dash thirty-three "when consenting adults together They're legally"
Though he wants to eat and his cake There's a pact with me he cannot So the of you go rot forever This one will stay here me
When collide, the devious The cunning, and the Our divide When worlds collide, worlds collide
worlds collide, this friend of us Is to be a succubus Cruel is not upon our side worlds collide, when worlds collide
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is just in parliament Well don't just there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I think you're going to like this "must clear the old away The must be destroyed As of o'clock today Contracts with men are and void" What!
free, my boy, I'm proud to say And so without further I now you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
worlds collide, the least of us May get to share the with us For now we are man and bride 'til worlds collide, 'til collide men and bride!