Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

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Dr. stewart: hi, dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you been hypnotized before?
Gary no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you referred to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so smoking is problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. how long have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was years old, and I just can't kick it, you know?

Dr. stewart: yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

fart]
Gary phelps: [noticing fart uh...
Dr. stewart: it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. stewart: it.
Gary phelps: was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and think of nothing.
[three farts in
phelps: are you gonna keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. we're very comfortable. five [small fart], thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're stressed -- you're very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the -- it's a new couch -- please, just try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, nothing bothers us -- farts]
Gary phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough together] three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just going to ask you if you could stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're relaxing now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, just [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- gonna -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me step out a second here.
Gary that'd be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
in the distance]
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. stewart: relaxing.
Gary phelps: hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, letting out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, you.
Dr. stewart: that's it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

phelps: oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, time that was you.
Gary phelps: wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything else going down --
Gary phelps: ok, just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
Gary phelps: oh my God -- did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. stewart: all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
phelps: yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and you'll be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
not smell anything in this room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his breath] you're gonna have to doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and we go [long fart]
Gary oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- was you,
Gary that was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you smell noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. no smoking. after me: I am
Lly pig.
Gary phelps:
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now we're going to count up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I this is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and here we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, you're feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. was a nice out..
Gary phelps: was not nice.
Dr. stewart: we go, and, we're coming right [fart]
Gary phelps: what was
Dr. stewart: was three.
Gary phelps: it didn't like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go five, and -- [snap] do you want a cigarette?
phelps: no I don't.
Dr. then my job is done.
Gary [bursts into laughter]
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door open as you leave.
Gary ok, thank you, doctor.

resumes and another fart is heard]