Luyện nghe bài hát The Hypnotist

Performed by adam and kevin

by big brother.

[typing
Dr. hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm phelps.
Dr. stewart: my pleasure. gary, have you ever hypnotized before?
Gary no, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I --
Dr. stewart: all right, and you were to me by anyone...?
Gary phelps: to be honest with you, I saw your name in the yellow pages, and it said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing...
Dr. stewart: so is your problem?
Gary phelps: yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so i, I gotta give it up.
Dr. how long have you smoked, gary?
Gary phelps: uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you

Dr. yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] all right, gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis.
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and me.

fart]
Gary phelps: [noticing sound] uh...
Dr. that's it.
phelps: o-kay....
Dr. that's it.
Gary phelps: was...o-kay...
Dr. stewart: all right? okay. gary, I want you to close eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. okay? that's it. now I'm gonna count backwards from five
Ro --
Gary right.
Dr. stewart: -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want y
Relax, and just of nothing.
farts in succession]
Gary phelps: are you keep doing that, or...?
Dr. stewart: hmm? just concentrate now. that's it. close your eyes. keep your eyes closed. okay. now. very comfortable. five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortabl
Nothing's bothering us. okay. when I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god...that was, uh....are you keep doing that?
Dr. stewart: please just try to relax; that wasn't me. okay. you're very stressed -- very stressed. okay, four, we're relaxing, we're relaxing, you're very comfortable, you're very, very
Ed. okay. four, three...[fart]
Gary phelps: oh my god, sir...uh, I can't...
Dr. stewart: that was the couch. I know it sounded like -- it's -- the vinyl -- it's a new couch -- please, try and concentrate. okay. and we're very sleepy, we're relaxed, thinking nothing
Ers us, bothers us -- [several farts]
phelps: uh, um, all right, could you open a window, maybe? I'm just having a tough time concentrating --
Dr. stewart: hmm? here we go -- there, there, we're relaxing, we're relaxing [fart and cough three, two, two --
Gary phelps: I was just to ask you if you could maybe stop doing that. I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Dr. stewart: this is what I do. it's a counting-down thing. we're now. just relax -- let it go, don't focus on anything else, just concentrate on what we're doing here. three, two, rela
Lax, that's it, relax [fart], we're relaxing now --
Gary phelps: okay -- gonna -- that one was -- it's getting a little irritating --
Dr. stewart: hang on just a second here. let me step out a second here.
Gary phelps: be good.
Dr. stewart: all right, and relaxing, as I leave, we're relaxing, still relaxing,
[fart in the
Gary jesus...oh my god.
Dr. we're relaxing.
Gary [trying hard not to laugh]
Dr. stewart: okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down, we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air. freshness. breathing in. breathing in deep, out. [

Gary phelps: sir, I'd appreciate if you could 'letting it out'. but okay, okay, fine, thank you.
Dr. stewart: it, you're all right, everything's good. all right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair, we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero a

Gary oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
Dr. stewart: no, no, that that was you.
phelps: that wasn't me!

Dr. stewart: we're not here to pick sides, we're not here to sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um
's not worry about anything that's going down --
Gary ok, I've just gotta kick this habit.
Dr. stewart: down to zero, relaxing, we're going to very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
Gary phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty"
phelps: oh my God -- what did you eat? it smells like baby food --

Dr. all right, we're relaxing -- that one probably squirted out a little into the pants, but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] -- yeah, that was definitely a squirt -- but h
E go, one, zero, we are under. are you
Gary yeah, I'm under, I guess.
Dr. stewart: here we go, relaxing, relaxing. you're under a deep trance, you will not smoke anymore, you will just feel healthy from now on, and be breathing in nothing but fresh air, and
Will not smell anything in room, it wasn't me, it wasn't me farting [fart] -- that was not me --
Gary phelps: [hysterically laughing under his you're gonna have to stop doing that, sir. it's just very hard for me to listen to you when you're --
Dr. stewart: you're floating now, you're high above, you're looking down, nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go fart]
phelps: oh man...
Dr. -- that was you,
Gary phelps: was not me, sir! I'm watching you!
Dr. stewart: that was you, and when you wake up, you will not remember any of this, except that it was you, or my receptionist, don't worry, she gets it all the time. all right -- you noth
I'm perfectly clean. I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from -- from -- you yourself. and let's not forget the thing that's why you're here. no smoking. repeat after me: I am
Lly pig.
phelps: what?
Dr. stewart: all right, we're moving along, and we;'re relaxed. [fart] all right, and now going to count back up, up one to five,
Gary phelps: ok, you know, I think is fine, I don't want to smoke...
Dr. stewart: gary, settle down, relax, and when I get to five, you will snap out of this, and you won't remember this, especially the smell, the smell was from you. all right? and we go. ze
E're coming out of it, you're waking up slowly, your eyes are opening, one, feeling good, and when you wake up, you'll feel wide awake and perfect you'll feel whole and [fart] all-righty,
Pped that one out there and I apologize. I ripped a good one there. that was a out..
Gary that was not nice.
Dr. stewart: here we go, and, we're coming right
Gary what was that?
Dr. that was three.
phelps: it didn't sound like three.
Dr. stewart: three, I'm counting, and four, it's no smell in here, and you don't smoke, you don't want a cigarette, no, and here we go [fart] five, and -- do you want a cigarette?
Gary no I don't.
Dr. stewart: my job is done.
Gary phelps: [bursts into
Dr. stewart: [fart] please leave the door as you leave. [fart]
Gary ok, thank you, doctor.

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