Luyện nghe bài hát The Kids

And should get along,
OK children quiet down, down
Children I'd to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't throw (shut up!)
Mr. Shady will be your new
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
Today we're gonna to how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if they escaped and got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like else does (uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say (sing along)
Drugs are bad, O-K?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in back
Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His starts tah, look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'
And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him!"
Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among people today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum yum! Then you to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em..
And you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair
(Mr. Shady a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, clap (shut up!)
Sing along children (Suck my dick!)
Drugs are just bad, are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)