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And should get along,
OK children down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new teacher for the day
His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian don't that (shut up!)
Mr. will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with (he's got aids!)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little and girls
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle
And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if they escaped and they got the
The ladies all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause crazy and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her
But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle
And the story of Bob and his marijuana,
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad (c'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad (ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone does (uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say (sing along)
are just bad, O-K?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyper-drive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah, look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal
And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em..
And you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll' up like a cow's (How come?)
Cause it from a cow's dung (Gross!)
See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at (Oh!)
But be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause be my fault
So do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
I'm bad for you

Come on children, along (shut up!)
along children (Suck my motherfuckin' dick!)
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin' penis!)
So be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms Kenny! (stern)fart(stern) Ew, ah!)
(So, fucked up, now)