When you that I'm a cowboy And I work the trail You probably I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the worn me down I don't hang around I've just had enough (had enough) Ya see, I like a cup of Espresso And I like to read my People I my chaps But everybody And say they like that shade of green Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the Well I try to eat a healthy balanced But they all eat their brown from the can all have to smoke about 6 packs a day You'd they was the Marlboro man And they don't to go to see the opera On Friday nights when get paid And they help me bring in the hanging plants Every time there's a Native raid Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last sensitive on the range Cowboy sure is different these days.. Why brand your cattle when you can just use psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so many paralegals out there? Nobody drinks in anymore. Besides, we're all switching over to produced tofu jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset, make you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, it's I'm a cowboy and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive on Oh no, true I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on the range