When you hear that I'm a And I work the cattle You probably assume I'm big and (big and tough) But the trail's me down I don't hang around I've just had enough (had enough) Ya see, I a nice cup of Espresso And I to read my People magazine I my chaps But laughs And say they like that shade of green Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the Well I try to eat a healthy diet But they all eat their brown from the can They all to smoke about 6 packs a day think they was the Marlboro man And they don't to go to see the opera On Friday when they get paid And they don't help me bring in the hanging Every time there's a Native raid Oh no, it's I'm a sensitive and I don't know what to do Oh no, it's strange I'm the last cowboy on the range Cowboy life is different these days.. Why your cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out drinks in bushwhacks anymore. Besides, we're all switching over to produced tofu jerkey. And if you're gonna ride off into the sunset, sure you're using an effective sunblock. Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I know what to do Oh no, kinda strange I'm the last sensitive on Oh no, true I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know to do Oh no, it's kinda I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the