Today I feel like doing anything I wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like pickin' up my So a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not anything
Alarm clocks ringing, I swear it never Sleep a couple more hours, eat some corn pops Lay around all day in boxers and flops Turn on my three-sixty and play some Ops on TV, so I'm watching iCarly It's days like where I'm winning like Charlie Mom's always saying that I'm so lazy Who am I kidding? That's definitely not But, I'll do I want because the day is mine I think shut my eyes, relax and recline cause
Today I feel like doing anything I wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like pickin' up my So a message at the tone 'Cause today I I'm not doing anything at all
Woo Hoo Ooh Woo Hoo Ooh Ooh Ooh
at all
Woo Hoo Ooh Woo Hoo Ooh Ooh Ooh
the whole day on Facebook and Twitter All laying around isn't making me any fitter Spent half an hour just on the shitter (Oh my God, that is gross!) Yeah, I'm things slow, not feeling very rushed Haven't taken a shower, my isn't brushed All these pop cans are crushed, plus the toilet isn't (Ew, you didn't flush?!) But I'll eat this Arby's cause it's good food After all of this, I must conclude that
I don't feel like doing anything I wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like up my phone So leave a message at the 'Cause today I I'm not doing anything
No, I'm not gonna do squat But in case you all I'm lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy,
I'm not gonna do any thing all I wanna do is sing La, la, la, la La, la, la, la
Today I feel like doing anything I wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like up my phone So a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not anything at all
Woo Hoo Ooh Woo Hoo Ooh Ooh Ooh
at all