Today I don't like doing anything I wanna lay in my bed feel like pickin' up my phone So leave a message at the 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing
Alarm clocks ringing, I it never stops Sleep a more hours, then eat some corn pops Lay around all day in boxers and flip Turn on my three-sixty and play some Ops Nothin' on TV, so I'm iCarly It's days like these I'm winning like Charlie Mom's always saying that I'm so lazy Who am I kidding? That's definitely not But, I'll do I want because the day is mine I I'll shut my eyes, relax and recline cause
Today I don't like doing anything I wanna lay in my bed feel like pickin' up my phone So leave a message at the 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing at all
Woo Hoo Ooh Woo Hoo Ooh Ooh Ooh
at all
Woo Hoo Ooh Woo Hoo Ooh Ooh Ooh
Spend the day on Facebook and Twitter All this around isn't making me any fitter Spent an hour just sitting on the shitter (Oh my God, that is gross!) Yeah, I'm doing things slow, not feeling rushed Haven't taken a shower, my hair brushed All these pop cans are crushed, plus the toilet isn't (Ew, you even flush?!) But I'll eat this Arby's cause it's mood food saying all of this, I must conclude that
Today I feel like doing anything I just lay in my bed Don't feel like up my phone So leave a at the tone 'Cause I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I'm not gonna do squat But in you all forgot I'm lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy,
I'm not gonna do any thing all I wanna do is sing La, la, la, la La, la, la, la
Today I don't feel like doing I just lay in my bed Don't feel pickin' up my phone So leave a message at the 'Cause today I I'm not doing anything at all
Woo Hoo Ooh Woo Hoo Ooh Ooh Ooh
at all