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FZ:

In the beginning God 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The had hair evenly distributed all over its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you the
regular dogs that used to out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much than the
MAN.

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of or what? Oh no
no, it's one of dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, except this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She