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FZ:

In the beginning God made light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that used to out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter the
MAN.

Guy In The

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now listen . . . is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the extranious material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: