Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I have repentance please? May I have your repentance Will you tell Him "Save me" and please up? I repeat ... you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're have to prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice before You oughta hope in the panting tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' around searchin' cause Uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning We get saved with the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- you did is such a grave sin It costs you Ha Ha Heavenly livin's above man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them agains' Walkin' around if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but there's no though" Yeah, got a couple of you who think I lack proof But no worse than goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and spread the truth But -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a fish -- my was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as forget original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to little And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake By the time hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and don't they? We ain't examples some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus loved His enemies and Then no reason that you can't get another chance and believe But if you feel a slight -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- it's important and free I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, It's a wonder He saved me and didn't hate me So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Yes, been crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always wanted Him to save me, but just say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta discuss the path to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I give a if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies won't look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys reject Christ to fit with your peers So you can live in for the next 60 years ain't imaginary better get prepared The price of sin yes it us dearly with death first And when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets even Little chance put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree! I now's when they oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the world how they need born again to be free I'm singin' you girls and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I have been sent here to you And there's a of us just like me you judge like me Were just like triple fudge ice we're just quite sweet You watch in Acts 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- not fightin' me I've greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a temptations and death, sin and Hades So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, my sinned me, yet I've been healed lately God the forgave me from messin' with Satan So won't you Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath you listen to but I'm only givin' you you thought about in your head with my religious group The only is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a and read it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 of you happen to doubt me Then you how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny Cause at the I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the only person in the world I know who's He's the first and last and I'm J. I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' workin' And every single person needs a sin savior You could be on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery Or keepin' of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's a crutch" So if you're still waiting stand up Cause this wonderful singer's time is up And it's time to get off behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is your -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin for all of us - Let's all stand up