Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" originally by Eminem May I your repentance please? May I your repentance please? Will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? I repeat ... you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're have to prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a person before You oughta in the Lord Your panting tongue is thirstin' for more You lookin' around searchin' cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know where you're eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning We couldn't get saved with the we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livin's above man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them 'born Walkin' around askin' if you know God speakin' of You Who Yeah, but there's no though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack But no worse than goin' on in America's classrooms I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from "My was a fish -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're you might as well forget original sin!" And that's the that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course they're wonder if the Lord's fake By the time they hit fourth They got the Easter Bunny and don't they? We ain't shinin' Well of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus His enemies and Pharisees Then no reason that you can't get another chance and believe But if you feel a slight -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- it's and it's free I've sinned greatly, but for real, baby It's a wonder He saved me and just didn't me So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Yes, I've crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always wanted Him to save me, but just say it So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You I give a care if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone at me But J., what if we pray? we be weird? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers So you can live in fear for the 60 years This ain't imaginary get prepared The of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first And when that part is over if you ain't it gets even worse chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd all the kids -- ree ree! I said when they oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole how they need born again to be free I'm singin' you little and boys spoofs All you do is me I have been sent here to inform you And there's a million of us just like me you like me Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just sweet You watch in Acts 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- not fightin' me I've sinned greatly, but Christ He saved me From a temptations and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Yes, my sinned me, yet I've been healed lately God the Father me from messin' with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm only you you thought about in your head with my religious group The difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better 90 percent of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up values I tell you it's funny Cause at the place I'm goin' I'm buried I'll see the only person in the I know who's worthy He's the and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my wasn't workin' And every single person needs a sin urgently You could be working on a or sittin' in a nunnery Or keepin' part of the law screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians sayin' "It's just a crutch" So if you're still waiting stand up Cause this wonderful time is eaten up And it's to get off your behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is your -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin for all of us - Let's all stand up