Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat will the real Shady please stand up?
We're to have a problem here

Y'all act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the
whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know
the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even me, let alone stand me.
"But what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke with your friends
your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there
you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the home flirting.
Pinching nurses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck his windows down and system up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be to be outta your mind and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up