Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have your attention
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem

Y'all act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, first get divorced
Throwing her furniture
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't even me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And hear 'em over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on on M-T-V
"Yeah he's but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke with your friends
Inside your room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm when I'm thirty
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim in all of us,
it,
Let's all up