Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I your attention please?
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat will the real Shady please stand up?
going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get
Throwing her over
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm of him
Look at him, walking around his you know what
Flippin' the you who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Will don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a
of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think married to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So I've been sent here to you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up

I'm like a head to listen to
'Cause I'm giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm
I'll be the only person in the home flirting.
nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at King
on your onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up