We were thinking of our shrinking Fruvous And we could sit and and angrily begrude it Or we could the week-end in Fort Erie having fun And while at it make a speedy border run. Yes, we'll be stocking up on little pleasures And we'll speed through the express lane with our treasures border shopping is a lot more fun than one might think In fact, until last we didn't smoke or are duty-free, smokes are duty-free This is gonna be a shopping spree Toys and gasoline, nylon, Toilet and soap. Start packing the car, leaving today I'm buy a ton of it in old New York Canadian goods, yesterday's news These days I'm buying and stripes, out these shoes. I want to buy it in a city sells it cheap And find I've gone for a drive, saved me a (saved him a heap!) There's a bold new high on the horizon And a VCR I kinda had my But does this border shopping have a side, And are we taken for a ride? Say, what's all the fuss, Trade's gotta grow But it's a of fiscal consequence for Canada, And that our companies will to Mexico. But we've got no choice, taxes each year But if we're spending all our in the USA, Then our social programs may disappear lots of merchandise at super-duper what a price And ice-cream will entice, it's shopping that you simply ignore, in Sunday in your Honda fighting crowds in Townawanda More than Jane Fonda And only got ten minutes more to score You rush to Onandaga, race across to Feeling like your shopping saga's of a spot on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you wonder if pillage and your plunder Hasn't a massive blunder! All right, be frank, we lose at the bank Trade is shutting business down, so Moxy propose We the GST for Jan and Wayne Gretsky And keep our cash in that OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!