We thinking of our shrinking Fruvous budget And we could sit and curse and angrily it Or we could spend the week-end in Fort Erie fun And while we're at it a speedy border run. Yes, we'll be stocking up on simple pleasures And then we'll speed through the express lane our treasures This border shopping is a lot more fun one might think In fact, last week we didn't smoke or Drinks are duty-free, smokes are is gonna be quite a shopping spree Toys and gasoline, nylon, paper and soap. Start packing the car, we're today I'm buy a ton of it in old New York Canadian goods, yesterday's news days I'm buying stars and stripes, Check out shoes. I want to buy it in a that sells it cheap And I've gone for a drive, saved me a heap (saved him a heap!) a bold new future high on the horizon And a VCR I kinda had my But does this shopping have a darker side, And are we being taken for a Say, what's all the fuss, Free gotta grow But it's a fear of consequence for Canada, And that our will move to Mexico. But we've got no choice, taxes each year But if we're spending all our in the USA, our social programs may just disappear There's of merchandise at super-duper what a price And Carmel ice-cream entice, it's shopping that you simply ignore, in Sunday in your Honda fighting crowds in Townawanda More exhausting than Fonda And you've only got ten more to score You to Onandaga, race across to Cheektowaga Feeling like your shopping saga's worthy of a spot on Channel 4, 4 Then home you wonder if your pillage and your plunder been a massive blunder! All right, let's be frank, we lose at the Free Trade is shutting down, so Moxy propose We trade the GST for Jan and Wayne And our cash in that country OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!