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From Southwest Detroit deep within island's industrial
Waste depositories it's Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here!
Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know
is my sidekick Fat Pat
He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a and five
They about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This got her left blinker on for an hour or more
she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the right?
Snoop is with us tonight
That's what I'm
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't
And ain't it, also on the show
Another motherfucker that well, some of you
You see him with me a lot, like a brother
J's in this motherfucker
(I like that kid J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's a hand
To Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
be right back with Violent J

Do your homies have money? Are you (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of
(Straight up!)
There's you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) right!
(Aw yeah!)
Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in hatin' tactics.
(Yeah right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, that fine ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be that bitch!)
Get your PHD and a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county
Now back, for now at least
Hey J's in this bitch ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) What's
It's been six months and my dick havin' it
If I don't up and get me some ass
I bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new
A brand new group with my Twisted
It's called Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a little of this and
About you havin' some kind of a panic
Tell us, uh, is it
And when you have one, the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' there a coffee
And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!
Then I chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a normal necrophiliac
don't test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is up next!
Stay right here, be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can cook a ass in a spoonful.
a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of savory sauce,
Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're
My next guest the sound in rap
He's come a way from the L-B-C
Please welcome Snoop G!

Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this
I stay gangsta Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree me
Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your
While other fools stare and, scratch balls (What?)
They want to be like you, want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my
But I don't pay em no
Oh, should I
I'm all about the money and in cars with suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out my locs and folks
Don't a fuck about nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the
We'll have that one bitch from to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!