From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial Waste depositories it's Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down there? got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? to the show I'm like you don't fuckin' know is my sidekick Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was a hundred and five They about drunks, and late night truckers Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left blinker on for an or more Then she makes a right into my door comedy shit's gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement Snoop is with us tonight That's what I'm On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't And ain't it, also on the show Another motherfucker that well, of you know You see him me a lot, he's like a brother Violent J's in this (I that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' (Just great Shags!) That's great, now give a hand To Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! be right back with Violent J
Do your have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do bitches at you like some kind of joke? (Straight up!) nothing you can do but get your PHD. (Playa degree?) That's right! (Aw yeah!) Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit Offers the in player hatin' tactics. (Yeah right!) Such as the bitch hater: (Hey man, that fine ass bitch!) Or the look (Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I got no money!) Or the never shooting star: (Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin bitch!) Get your PHD and join a nation of hation! (Word up!)
OK, my first guest, nutty as hell He just served a half a in the county jail Now back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!
What up (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my dick havin' it If I hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on tv glass! Anyway, been on my brand new shit A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for naw
Now I been a little of this and that About you havin' kind of a panic attack us, uh, is it true? And when you have one, the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' enjoyin' a coffee And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! Then I chokin off pedestrians Until they give me my shot of But all over now, it's old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac don't test me or pull strings, forget it I might grab neck and do bad things with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up with poppin one of Soloquium pills? Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
I my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as wants a little hot fixin, I reach for That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with hot bastard Bacon bits, and drizzled with the right amount of thick savory sauce, Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm that's hot, God Hot. Ask for it by name.
fellas! Alright yo, we're back My next pioneered the sound in rap He's come a long way the L-B-C Please Snoop D-O-double G!
up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the Ay yo J let's go half on this pound I stay like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can your arm So any MC disagree with me up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on walls other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) They want to be like you, they want to try to steal flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my But I don't pay em no Oh, I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin' in with suspension Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and give a fuck about nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a to the party (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down) us next time for the show We'll that one bitch from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!