From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial depositories it's Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' there? I've got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' This is my Fat Pat He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was like a and five worry about drunks, and late night truckers Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left blinker on for an or more Then she a right into my side door This shit's gettin' old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement Snoop is with us tonight what I'm sayin' On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin' And that ain't it, also on the Another that well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, he's a brother Violent J's in this (I like kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya today? (Just great Shags!) great, now let's give a hand To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back with J
Do your homies money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do bitches look at you some kind of joke? (Straight up!) There's nothing you can do but get PHD. (Playa hata's degree?) right! (Aw yeah!) Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Offers the in player hatin' tactics. (Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch (Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!) Or the shooker: (Yo bitch I might be ugly, at I ain't got no money!) Or the ending shooting star: (Just 'cause he got a car he want to be that bitch!) Get your PHD and join a nation of hation! (Word up!)
OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell He served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!
What up y'all? (What up?) happenin'? It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me ass I might bust nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my brand new A brand new group with my homies It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for naw
Now I been hearin' a little of and that About you havin' some of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it And when you one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! Then I chokin off pedestrians Until give me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all over now, old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac Just don't test me or strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad with it!
Well on note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up poppin one of those Soloquium pills? Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Dogg is comin' up next! Stay right here, be right back!
I like my chili hot. As a of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard Bacon bits, and with just the right amount of thick savory sauce, Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions. Mm mm that's hot, God Hot. Ask for it by name.
fellas! Alright yo, we're back My guest pioneered the sound in rap He's come a long way the L-B-C Please welcome D-O-double G!
up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J let's go on this pound I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I a bomb They call me Snoop and I can raise your arm So any MC disagree with me Step up and watch your ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on walls other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) They to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's like everywhere I look, and I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my But I pay em no attention Oh, I mention? I'm all about the and ridin' in cars with suspension Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough Smokin' weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to the (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down) Join us next for the show We'll have that one bitch Letters to Cleo (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!