Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Chorus: Lucky a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the things that us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
The classic films were works of arts,
the images were graceful, the stories smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know this rhyme,
but what the hell you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

His smiles a simple delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

He's mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded with appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
pretty Laura Petrie has Van Dyke.
But who around here fill those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! a welcome.
I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the that I came up with the idea
should tell you I'm
I actually have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
With that light on you from that angle,
you look a lot like Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
Britney does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are just like a too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so they didn't have the technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Lois: right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who looked like him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we shoot Guy
is the same stage they shot the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a intense story.
I there was one night when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to
the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with actors?
They're normal people in civilian life
and then come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
You gotta watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record album for sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away
on television these days. I- I was Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does
whatever he well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last we did we had to leave him at home.
They did'nt allow in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it that bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey You want the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. tell this story right.

please.