Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those good values,
on which we used to
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores like Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Chorus: Lucky a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the were fair,
Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
A heartache all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films were of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im I know this doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
He's loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
pretty Laura Petrie has Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. there's a family guy.
there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact I came up with the idea
should tell you I'm
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
You know Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With that shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing on with your eyes
like does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are just a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
surgery that should have done but it was the south,
so they didn't the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Lois: right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who looked like him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage where they shot the Golden
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was me a- a pretty intense story.
I there was one night when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the and uh, they found her standing on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you believe
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a
Peter: Eh, permit.
I say, what is it with these actors?
They're perfectly people in civilian life
and then they come out to Hollywood and go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and the other night
and I to god, I heard someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- Dick Wolf just does
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They did'nt babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. wanted to be able to enjoy the show
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! very rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting
Hailey Duff: You the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this right.

please.