These are the These are the that I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long, long In 1980 I wrote my first I to spit a lot of game But back then, I was just my name
I had a record player on my Got down on my knees my radio From Oakland, California with new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm bout to do
In 1981, where it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my all I ever need
It was me, Fred B and Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we them phat While we rapped about the and all the ho's Can't be in the hole to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang Me and Freddy B to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes puttin' in work,
In '83 you hit a house A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a I'm on the turntable smokin' And at I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two That's why they say my name, when I come through I was Sixteen, I want'd to be a mack I went to High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the livin' real phat Never had the but I smoked a little crack Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em bass Caddies Goin' on them grimmies make ho's call me daddy
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I tell so
been fifteen years since that shit happened But Too Short don't rappin' In '85, I was on the page Ten thousand niggaz, Short on stage
Underground tapes was all they heard But the whole crowd along with me word for word And that everything Went to Seventy Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke with that like to smoke I was makin' but wasn't makin' money You can take it seriously or you can think funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Music And I the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No radio or or CD sales Six in a row, Ice Cube and Cool J Who else did shit? Short Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it But I been mackin' hard eighty-eight And from to ninety-six I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit a bitch
I'll retire ten times and I'll be here My old records sell about a half a mil' a I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes through decades and
And bitches just love my dirty When I see you again I'ma you out, biatch! my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit I wont sue you, but that's the I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park nigga
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well are the tales These are the that I tell so well
Now I'm in Atlanta I love the O I gave you my bitch but you can't my flow I guest appeared on 47 Fuck and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick when I'm in New York I get respect, they call me Too I swell in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You how we ride I got love for all niggaz the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short it's back on get this money, midwest down South East coast, West ride out, biatch
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the that I tell so well (You can have that word, say all you want)
These are the (All you regular ass niggas) These are the that I tell so well (You finally get to Too Short's bitch, trick)