These are the These are the tales that I tell so (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, been a long, long time In 1980 I my first rhyme I like to spit a lot of But then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a player on my stereo Got down on my knees with my From Oakland, California with new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, that's where it all We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too and Freddy B in my pocket's all I ever need
It was me, Fred B and Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked phat While we rapped about the bitches and all the Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, or a Mustang Me and Freddy B to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a house A dolla' get you in and a fo' a drink I'm on the turntable smokin' And at I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two That's why they say my name, when I come through I was Sixteen, I want'd to be a mack I went to Fremont High with D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' real Never had the but I smoked a little crack Crushed up in the weed, we 'em bass rock Caddies Goin' on grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
These are the These are the that I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I tell so
been fifteen years since that shit happened But Too Short stop rappin' In '85, I was on the page Ten niggaz, Short live on stage
Underground tapes was all they heard But the whole crowd along with me word for word And changed everything Went to Seventy Five and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke ho's that like to smoke I was makin' records but makin' money You can it seriously or you can think it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, Dangerous Music And I made the song "These are the tales, the tales" No radio or or CD sales Six platinums in a row, Ice and Cool J Who did that shit? Short Dog from the Bay
ho's try to play it safe But I mackin' hard since eighty-eight And from to ninety-six I was rappin' on the mic talkin' about a bitch
I'll retire ten and I'll still be here My old records sell a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes decades and centuries
And just love my dirty mouth When I see you I'ma cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you get to say that shit I wont sue you, but the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was in the park lil' nigga
These are the are the tales that I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I tell so
Now I'm in I still love the O I gave you my bitch but you can't have my I appeared on 47 albums Fuck McDonald and Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New I get respect, they me Too Short I live in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You how we ride I got love for all from the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is find my nigga
We used to be on Murdel Street funky songs If you see him tell him said it's back on Let's get this money, midwest down East coast, West coast ride out,
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the that I tell so well (You can have word, say bitch all you want)
are the tales (All you regular ass niggas) These are the tales that I tell so (You finally get to Too Short's bitch, trick)