These are the are the tales that I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) are the tales (Learn a biatch) These are the tales that I tell so (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long, long In 1980 I wrote my rhyme I like to spit a lot of But back then, I was sayin' my name
I had a record player on my Got down on my with my radio From Oakland, California some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, that's it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my pocket's all I need
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sticks then we smoked them phat While we about the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball vogues
In '82 you was in the a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang Me and Freddy B used to hit the a bag of tapes puttin' in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a house A dolla' get you in and a fo' a drink I'm on the smokin' get-right And at I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two That's why they say my name, I come through here I was Sixteen, I want'd to be a mack I went to High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' phat Never had the sack but I smoked a little up in the weed, we call 'em bass rock Caddies Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me
are the tales These are the tales that I so well These are the These are the tales I tell so well
It's fifteen years since that shit happened But Too Short stop rappin' In '85, I was on the page Ten thousand niggaz, Short live on
Underground tapes was all they heard But the whole crowd along with me word for word And that everything Went to Five Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real and that's no joke Snort a lot of with ho's that like to smoke I was makin' but wasn't makin' money You can take it seriously or you can think it's
By '87, I was on my own, Dangerous Music And I made the song "These are the tales, the tales" No radio or or CD sales Six platinums in a row, Ice and Cool J Who else did that Short Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to it safe But I been mackin' hard since And from eighty-nine to I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit a bitch
retire ten times and I'll still be here My old records sell about a a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes through decades and
And bitches love my dirty mouth When I see you again cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say shit I sue you, but that's the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park nigga
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the These are the tales I tell so well
Now I'm in I still love the O I you my bitch but you can't have my flow I appeared on 47 albums Fuck McDonald and fuck
I get money with Erick when I'm in New York I get respect, they call me Too I live in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we I got love for all niggaz the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel Street makin' songs If you see him him Short said it's back on get this money, midwest down South East coast, West ride out, biatch
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the tales I tell so well (You can have word, say bitch all you want)
are the tales (All you regular ass niggas) These are the that I tell so well (You finally get to have Too bitch, trick)