Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) Adrian (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) Tommy (keyboards) wolf (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you know the ain't shinin' 'cause the too tight) I heard the wind! I seen ugly trees! There was a honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the name of about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the weird up here And so I I might Just a little beer I said, "gimme summa that yer suckin' on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's titties I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' a pointed tail 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I it was! He had human flesh Stuck underneath his You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started cleanin' his So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well about the beer then? "now, were the cans tall? " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you barf it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what will you me for your Titties and I suppose you this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's the only reason I learned for! that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I need a beer, 'n it's time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the that I've had! There was nixon 'n agnew too! 'n of those suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's a deal if you think true I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You wanna make a deal me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just don't about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't know if you've the right style to get hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on style as a of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's makes me wonder But I have...i, I I have something that You may be in... What is You can have my It's a little sucker 'bout a thousand old But once you it You can't it back You gotta keep it An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! am I supposed to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet you're bad! fool, you've got to prove to me that you're rough Enough to get into That you've got the style enough to get hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme ya somethin' Alright! prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell Yeah! Because I been through it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with brothers For fuckin' years!!! Tell me it! Now you're about something! Now how bad is sounds good to me, motherfucker! So right along Tell me what interests are, you know... If we're come to some kind of agreement, got to know what you're all about, you know... 'cause I know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I belong anywhere Aha... You see... I don't even where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very desires in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I stand titties 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! give me to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out my girl heard the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three beers 'n a fulla downs, An' I'm get ripped, so fuck You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) when the devil, she farted An' she right over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!