Luyện nghe bài hát Titties 'n' Beer

Terry (drums)
Roy (vocals, bass)
belew (guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Patrick (bass)
Tommy (keyboards)
Peter (keyboards)

It was the night!
There was no in sight!
(you the stars ain't shinin'
the sky's too tight)
I the scary wind!
I some ugly trees!
was a werewolf honkin',
'long the of me!

I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Got a big-titty girly by the of 'chrissy'
Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me...
'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)

(how 're you )

I noticed the crickets
weird up here
And so I I might
Just a little beer
I said, "gimme that what yer suckin' on..."
But was no reply
she was gone!

"where's titties I like so well,
'n' my beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I this noise
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
(he's this big!)

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a pointed
'n like a reek,
Yes, it was him awright,
I I knowed it was!
He had some flesh
Stuck his claws
You know, it to me
Like it was skin!
I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!"
('cause I was mad at him!)
He just got out his
'n started his fang
So I shot him my shooter,
bang! bang! bang!

Then the sucker laughed 'n said: "put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say? "
You ate my
"yeah! 'n all!"
what about the beer then?
"now, the cans this tall? "
Even her
"would I lie to "
Shit, you been hungry!
"yeah, is true."
Don't pay you good for the
that you do?
"well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..."
I want my chrissy,
Oh
'n I my beer
Hah!
So you barf it back up!
Now, devil, do you

"blow it out your ass, man!
I mean, I am the devil, do you
Just will you give me for your
Titties and
I suppose you noticed little
here..."
Yer right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't me that!
That's about the only
I learned for!
Gimme paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
Because I a beer, 'n it's titty-
time!
"man, you can't fool me! you that bad!
Oh
Why you shoulda seen some of the that I've had!
There was milhous 'n agnew too!
'n both of those was worse 'n you!"
Let's a deal if you think
true
I mean, supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
do?

Now hold on a second...
You wanna make a deal with me
Yeah!
Well ah, I know man, you know...
I just know about this...

See, i...
Listen, you're...are you losing nerve?
No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve...
You're to be the devil!
got to do...
You're to be bad!
It's got to do style, fool!
I don't if you've the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god
Truth,
I'm very on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder
But I have...i, I I have something that
You may be in...
What is
You can have my
It's a mean sucker
'bout a years old
But once you it
You can't it back
You gotta keep it
An' that's a fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me
Oh yeah!
What? am I to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, real tough!
I bet you're bad!
Listen fool, got to prove to me that you're rough
Enough to get hell
That you've got the style enough to get hell
So talkin'...
Alright, lemme tell ya
Alright!
I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to
Yeah!
Because I have been it!
Yeah!
I seen it!
Yeah!
It has to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with warner
For fuckin' years!!!
Tell me it!
Now talkin' about something!
Now how bad is
That sounds to me, motherfucker!
So move right
me what your interests are, you know...
If gonna come to some kind of agreement,
got to know what you're all about, you know...
'cause I don't know if you're the right for the...
For the place, you
Look...lemme tell you what my problem is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that I belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I even belong where you are, you see
I not!
I, I'm a person, you know
I have very small in life
Titties 'n beer, you
No!
'n beer!
No! no man, joking...
Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer!
Oh I stand titties 'n beer!...
Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with this
...wait, wait, no!
Hey! at this!

"no! don't sign it! give me to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
ink!"

Then the barfed
'n out jumped my
They heard the titties
All around the world, she

"i got three beers 'n a fulla downs,
An' I'm get ripped, so fuck
You clowns!"

Then she us the finger!
(it was 'n stiff)
That's the devil, she farted
An' she right over the cliff!
The was mad!
(I off to my pad)
I I do declare!
How did she get back
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get back

Alright!