Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold buddy of mine decided that we'd go fishin'
one time, so we to the lake with my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine
and the canned sardines, and brought all the booze one man
could tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' on a
beer. While I was steerin' the and tyin' the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine from the jug and he was
singing "Melancholy Baby" we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause things might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at home to
He'll be just as fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, to land a
trophy bass and was havin' trouble tryin' to find the lake.
Layin' there him at his feet was an anchor line coiled up
real neat, Harold saw it went white as a and
"Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and began to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and yourself. Can't you see
ain't nothin' but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, plumb out of his tryin' not to get bit by that
anchor line and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause things just might not work out like you'd
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Now too drunk to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog
and him and finally made it to a little sand bar just big
enough for two. It was way after dark when that came with
that big searchlight and our names. And Harold looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And then he knelt there in that glow and said "Lord you
I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they threw a raft and I paddled us home he never
touched a from that moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
ways his miracles to perform.

Never go fishin' with a man who has been
Cause just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that at home to drink
He'll be just as happy in the kitchen sink
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish
Don't go the water with a man too drunk to fish...