Luyện nghe bài hát Too Drunk to Fish

Now me and Harold this buddy of mine decided that go fishin'
one time, so we drove to the lake my brand new bass boat. I
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine
and the canned sardines, and Harold brought all the one man
could tote. While I the boat and filled the tank and tried to
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat there on a longneck
beer. While I was steerin' the boat and the plugs he was
drinkin' moonshine from the jug and he was
"Melancholy Baby" when we left the pier, huh, huh...

Oh, never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like wish
Just leave that fool at to drink
He'll be just as fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Well, I was concentratin', my cast, hopin' to land a
trophy bass and Harold was havin' trouble to find the lake.
Layin' there beside him at his was an anchor line coiled up
neat, Harold saw it went white as a ghost and
hollered "Snake!" Well, he jumped straight up and to
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and behave yourself. you see
that nothin' but a piece of rope." Ha, ha... Well, he was
scared to death, out of his mind tryin' not to get bit by that
line and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in the bottom of
the boat...(Blam! Harold! Glup... glub... glub)

Never go fishin' with a man who has drinkin'
things just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to

Now too drunk to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was dog
and draggin' him and finally made it to a little sand bar big
enough for two. It was way after when that helicopter came with
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And looked up to
the sky and said, "Lord is you?"

And he knelt there in that heavenly glow and said "Lord you
know I ain't ready to go so if you me by tonight, oh... I will
reform." Then they threw down a raft and I paddled us he never
touched a from that moment on. Ya know the Lord works in
mysterious his miracles to perform.

Never go with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out you'd wish
Just leave fool at home to drink
He'll be just as fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water a man too drunk to fish
Don't go near the with a man too drunk to fish...