Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven o'clock in the
Watchin somethin' on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and me

And she says, Is 'Behind the Music'
Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, gettin' late
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I had a big lunch
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not either but I could eat"

She said, "So what do you in mind?"
I said, "I know, what about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if you're let's eat"
I said, "That's what we're do!"

"But first you tell me
What it is you're for!"
And she says, "Let me
left in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That went bad a ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I don't
Do you to get something delivered?"
like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I said "
like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
like, "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my phone started to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
For the third today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where were we? Oh, dinner,
So do you wanna do?"
She said, "Why don't you up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And she says
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes
I says no, she says yes, oh, here's keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, I don't know"

I don't feel like, gettin all up
And expensive food
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would make me
no doubt"
She says, "Just about it"
I said, "No, I I'm gonna take you out!"

I get an idea
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front
Open the door
Then I the car doors
And we get in those car

Put my key in the
And I turn it sideways
Then we our seat belts
As we pull out the

Then we to the drive-thru
off to the drive-thru
We're the drive-thru
Getting close to the

Almost there at the
Now here at the drive thru
in line at the drive-thru
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the drive-thru
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's some in a Volvo
With his brights on me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we should
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't leavin' ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers onions and cheese"

Then my wife
"Baby, hold on, changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not I'm hungry for"
I put my in my hands and scream
"I know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I don't all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already that I do

we need curly fries
And don't you dare it
And two medium beers
No, one, we'll split it"

I said, "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too
So read me my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a sandwich
Two, you want a
Three, curly fries and a large beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I never ordered a large beer
I medium, not large!"
Then she says, "We're havin' a
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I really you should know

You can have refills
For a quarter more"
I say, "Great, we're in the drive-thru
So what I want that for?"

Then she says, "Wait a
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't
Now tell me, this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's some guy
Who goes to with me
I sat behind him year
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He used to be my
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had problems
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop there
That's way more than I to know!"

And then we both were
And things got real
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in
Movin' slow
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
my wife was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's still a little bit there but don't
It's probably just a of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or you call it
Put my in my pocket
I believe there's no wallet!

And the at the window's like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I turn to my wife and say
"How much you got on you?"

She just rolls her and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she into her purse
And busts out the Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
It's gotta be cash
We don't take credit here"

I took back the card and
"Gee, Well that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was only carryin' three

I said, "I you were
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I never got to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
Just me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your horses lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a in an ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space the seats

Before long I had a pile
Of coins of sort
The lady it up and says
"You're about a dollar short"

And now my got this weird look
on her face
She screams, "You
I wasn't really hungry in the first place"

And so I around
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I pick up my
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this ridden
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just out there for a second
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he me the ketchup
And then we're finally drivin'
And the food is me mad
With its bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we pull up at the traffic
I say, "Baby, gimme burger
I just gotta a bite!"

So she in the bag
And pulls out the
And she me the burger
And I up the burger

And then I unwrap the
I bite into those
And I just believe it
They the onions!