Luyện nghe bài hát Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1)

Seven in the evening
Watchin stupid on TV
I'm out on the sofa
When my wife in the room and sees me

And she says, Is this 'Behind the
With Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know, say, it's gettin'
What cha do for dinner?

She says, "I kinda had a big
So I'm not hungry"
I said, "Well you know,
I'm not starvin' but I could eat"

She said, "So do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know, about you?"
She says, "I don't care, if hungry let's eat"
I said, "That's we're gonna do!"

"But first you tell me
it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me
What's in our refrigerator?"

I said, "Well, tuna, I know"
She said, "That bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the okay?"
She said, "You finished yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said, "I know
Do you want to get delivered?"
She's like, "Why I want to eat liver?
I don't even liver!"

I'm like, "No, I 'delivered' "
She's like, "I you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know I said"
She's like, "Whatever, I don't want any liver!"

Well, I was say something
But my cell phone to ring
Now who could be me?
Well I my caller ID

It was just Larry callin'
For the time today
My said, "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "Okay"

"Where we? Oh, dinner, right
So what do you do?"
She said, "Why you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah?" I said, "Why you?"

And then she
"Baby, we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no, she says yes, I no, she says yes
I says no, she yes, oh, here's your keys"

I a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, ya wanna go?"
She says, "How The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well I know"

I feel like, gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive
says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the

And Burrito King would me gassy
no doubt"
She says, "Just forget it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna you out!"

Then I get an
I say, "I what we'll do!"
She says, "What?" I say, "Guess"
She says, "What?" I say, "We're to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the door
the garage door
Then I open the car
And we get in car doors

Put my key in the
And then I it sideways
Then we fasten our belts
As we out the driveway

Then we to the drive-thru
Heading off to the
We're approaching the
close to the drive-thru

Almost there at the
Now we're here at the drive
Here in line at the
Did I the drive-thru?

Well, here we are in the line
Me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in of us
All just to order

There's idiot in a Volvo
With his on behind me
I lean out the window and
"Hey, what cha tryin to do, me?"

My wife says, "Maybe we park
We could go eat inside"
I said, "I'm wearin' slippers
So I ain't this ride"

Now a woman on a box
Is sayin', "Can I take order, please?"
I said, "Yes indeed, you can
We'd like two hamburgers with and cheese"

my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a sandwich
this time"

I said, "You get a cheeseburger!"
She says, "That's not what I'm for"
I put my head in my hands and
"I don't who you are anymore!"

The voice on the says
"I have all day!"
I said, "Then our order
And be on our way!

"I get a chicken sandwich
And I a cheeseburger too"
like, "You want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said I do

Plus we curly fries
And you dare forget it
And two medium beers
No, just one, we'll it"

Then I said, "I'm guessin'
You're probably not too
So me back my order
make sure you got it right"

She says, "One, you want a chicken
Two, you a cheeseburger
Three, fries and a large root beer"
"Stop, go no further!"

"I ordered a large root beer
I medium, not large!"
she says, "We're havin' a special
I you at no charge"

"Oh"
And that's all I say was "oh"
And she says, "Now somethin' else
That I think you should know

You can unlimited refills
For just a more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the
So would I want that for?"

she says, "Wait a minute
Your voice so familiar, hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like, "No, that Paul
Now me, who's this Paul?

She says, "Oh, he's just guy
Who goes to school me
I sat behind him last
And I off of him in Geometry

I said, "I know a guy Paul
He to be my plumber
He was bald
And he moved to last summer

He also had bladder
And a really bad on his toe"
And she says, "Mister, please, you can stop right
That's way than I needed to know!"

And then we both were
And things got intense
And then she says, "Next please,
That'll be five dollars and two cents"

So we ahead in line
Movin' painfully
I got a bored
So I turned on the

Click, it off
Because my was getting a headache
So we both sat there quietly
For her

I looked at her
And she looked at me
And I said, "Um
I think you have in your teeth"

She away from me
And then turned and said, "Did I get it?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I mean, of it
But hey, ya know, sweat it"

she said, "How about now?"
I said, "Yeah,
There's a little bit there but don't worry
It's just a piece of toast"

Now at the pay window
Or whatever you it
Put my in my pocket
I can't there's no wallet!

And the lady at the like
"Well well well, be five eighty-two"
I around to my wife and say
"How have you got on you?"

She just her eyes and says
"I'll pay for I guess"
So she reaches her purse
And out the American Express

I hand it to the
And she says, "Oh
gotta be cash only
We take credit cards here"

I back the card and said
"Gee, really? that sucks!"
And that's I found out
My wife was carryin' three bucks

I said, "I thought you
to hit the ATM today"
She says, "I got around to it
So where's your anyway?

And I said, "Nevermind
help me to find some change"
Now the lady at the
Is at me kinda strange

And she says, "Mister,
We gotta move line along"
I said, "Now hold your stinkin' lady
We be long"

So I looked around the glove box
And checked the mat beneath my
I found a nickel in an
And a couple and a dime in the space between the seats

Before I had a little pile
Of of every sort
The counts it up and says
"You're still about a short"

And now my woman's got this look
Frozen on her
She screams, "You
I even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned
To the again
I and said, "Okay
Forget the sandwich then"

So I up my change
Pick up my
And I to the pickup window
Man, I can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne
Kid about
a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my is Eugene"

And he me a paper bag
I look him in the
And I say to him "Hey,
Could I get ketchup for my fries?"

Well he at me
And I at him
And he at me
And I at him

And he at me
And I at him
And he says, "I'm
did you want again?"

I say, "Ketchup!"
And he says, "Oh yeah, right
I just spaced out there for a
I'm really of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the
And we're finally drivin' away
And the is drivin' me mad
its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to
By the time we up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, that burger
I gotta have a bite!"

So she in the bag
And out the burger
And she hands me the
And I pick up the

And then I the paper
I into those buns
And I can't believe it
They the onions!