Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on you know i had diarrhea today.
Am i using web site properly?
I like to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can around, you can lean on the tank.
"I'm gonna be for awhile..."
Yea, the people are clapping right now are the ones that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, have a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the alarm ten later... MULTITASK.
Alright, should eat while on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins whole milk."
It's more of an milk cereal, but live your dream.
Somebody me and they were like "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the is a wonderful subject line if you ever want me to read your e-mails.
Oh, let's see what this fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you you have to take your pants completely off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a shit, agreed?
Can we move on, sticklers to joke detail?
You ever have a post shit?
Awe, as well go back to bed and start your whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. That's not the of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, this world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently started flat my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you have curly you just want straight hair.
So now when people see my balls they're like "oh my goodness, that really,really good."
that damaging to the hair?
And im like "yea, but are you gonna do?"
I wish victoria beckham would knock it off all the cute dues, i can't keep up.
My balls still have the '06
that lil, trendy little cut?
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person that hopes David has sex with Brad Pitt?
I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen one of them is out of their prime.
Can you imagine those two men together, love?
If there is a man in here that's doesn't wiggle just a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
This has nothing to do your homophobic sexual preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You should be honored that you share the same restroom those greek gods.
Can you imagine if they had a
Was Simba!?!?!?
What the fuck, was that
That's the Beckham-Pitt
That's cum?
The most beautiful child the has ever seen.
Picture baby Jesus. . . better abs.
That's a lookin' baby.
If they had a baby abercrombie store, they would hire him to work the door, right?
standing there, shirtless, propped up, he can't stand yet. Just leaning against the wall.
Think poster, big poster of himself, just standing there, little pampers.
And you'd walk in, and you'd be like "I dont wanna say this, but i fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i fuck that baby.
If i had wishes, two of them would be to fuck that baby, and one would be for more wishes.
you can't do that. . .
Then i wanna fuck baby a third time.
I like to use all three wishes banging that baby
Go ahead dumb people, be by a joke that doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd love to your e-mail.
"I felt you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to fornicate a mythical child."
up Mormons, this joke's gonna sting.
Next time a golden plate falls from the heavens, go and put it in your spam file.
Let's not base your entire life on a religion old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, that didn't happen"
I don't know why they're wearing their under their clothes.
I assume god wants them to be comfy.
The Mormon church spent 20 million dollars last year, in the of California, making sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i guess we're not as as we all thought.
And this is i say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal.
because the state says its legal, it's not like god's gonna let them into heaven.

So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates going