[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it ain't about bread, what we speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause your ho Specialize in wood like she Home I'm like DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings the ho know Frodo You get out of my house and shit I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I her laying in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking like Erykah Badu I find in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or take I'm get rid of this weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you ain't the prom The MC that rhyme official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you match my spectacular vernacular You still bottles with models, college for knowledge the word swagger, you're probably garbage You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to You comparing Superman to Bugs
[Verse 3: I'm like a White - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a with a Rott I might make a little with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right the side of my high school Satan's disciple a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper to shit on you while I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may smart off to Dre He may be hard to cause his rage is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major of his game Holy water ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain He's insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's to the blocks, slinging yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You legs to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they back I ain't a fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The of science to return a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and John Flow'll you rewinding it four or five times landmine rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in here with the C.O.B. Gang approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, I even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The doctor to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Using Magic's johnson a condom, I'm bonkers Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, just made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Man after the crash It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell enough They to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't even me sweating Shit, I made a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and punching the air Panties so in a bunch that can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional So stop acting like a punk, get a Take a and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to prove I can rap? ask where my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my account's retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my always the largest I four pounds of fried poultry carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just yell at em like, I'm the In fact you know the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to rubber and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude your latitude house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a room, keep a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is high like Ruth's I'm from the city of shit Where the mayor to jail for being a player right after Proof split Levels the head of competitors that I'm everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like committing in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to it alone You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron I'm swinging golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of from Nick Hogan's car crash You may like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there that the hard part passed You ain't seen pain til flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right Handed my dick to while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't it back, faggot, fuck that I give a fuck nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that