[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm tryna see If it ain't bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho Specialize in like she Home Depot I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings the ho know Frodo You better get out of my and shit I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a Once I see him, maybe like Justin Bieber Leaving my underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah Badu I find irony in being in a Where I'm wearing Gucci, getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm get rid of this weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC that official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you packing a Mac with back of the Ac Or you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're garbage You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You Superman to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a White - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a I might make a little Alizé with a side of And a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to on you while I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all a major part of his game Holy water won't him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy off his brain still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You wooden legs to a you can't hold weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A bit of this twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy They gotta at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, tack I make 'em all cry with big and raw sack The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don and John Grisham Flow'll you rewinding it four or five times That landmine rhyme with porcupine line Step up in here the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, I can't see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using Magic's johnson without a condom, I'm Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is still Yeah, tempt me! isn't enough They to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said foul shit go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch they can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, a dysfunctional pair So stop acting like a punk, get a Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, somebody better get the Who I shoot just to prove that I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say check the notes, I done done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my account's retarded My debit card's got a and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I four pounds of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just yell at em like, I'm the In fact you know the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to rubber and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude your latitude This house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em fake a fall, my is too sick, say goodbye In the streets the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a right after Proof split Levels the head of Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya From a block away; ask Tricky, I'm niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to it alone You have to ween me off that Lorena chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm golf I'm with the best rapper alive, put on it Your sound's plain as a with nothing on it
[Verse 9: do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car You may look the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there that the hard part passed You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking off and sang I ain't seen shit that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it back my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his Nah, I ain't it back, faggot, fuck that I give a fuck about so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't wanna up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut