Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people be at the game today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a of a game!
Abbott: it should be.
Costello: Hey,
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this whole great team.
Why not?
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
I sure do.
Costello: tell me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Abbott: Im you their names!
Costello: Well whos on
Yeah.
Costello: Go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy playin base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: are you askin me for? Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im you.
Costello: You aint me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Thats it!
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: whose name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Thats the mans name!
Costello: Thats whose
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: it.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Whats the guys on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
Thats what Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on base?
Abbott: Whats the name on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Costello: Look, you got a baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the guys on first base?
What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: playin second?
Whos playin first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every of it.
Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a
Sure.
Costello: How does he the receipt?
Who.
Costello: The guy that you give the to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it.
Costello: how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: it.
Costello: Thats
Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to the receipt?
He does!
Costello: how does he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Thats how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to someone without em sign the receipt!
No! Who signs it.
Costello: are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Who signs his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of
Yes, now wait
Costello: he puts his on it.
No, Who puts his name on it
How
Abbott: and puts his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on base look to you when he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
Costello: How?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys on first base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! all, the mans entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his comes down and collects it.
Whose wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys on first base
Abbott: What is on base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I just thought Id you.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all these got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is the guys name in leftfield.
Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I dont
Third base.
Costello: You got a on this team?
Wouldnt be a fine team without a pitcher.
Costello: his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Im telling you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: What
Abbott: What what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers
Whats on second.
Costello: I know.
Both: base!
You got a catcher?
Sure.
Costello: The name?
Today.
Costello: Today. You wanna tell me, tomorrow do you?
Im telling you.
Costello: So the catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Abbott: Now got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first youve said right.
I dont even know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well thatsThats all you
Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now got it.
Costello: I throw the to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally the ball andNat
Abbott: You throw the to first base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: gets the ball andand
Abbott: You throw the to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Abbott: not saying it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: Thats Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Now listen
Costello: I throw the to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the to first base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, our shortstop!