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Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball club
Costello: Hey, all those people be at the game today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: it should be.
Hey, Abbott
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here great team.
Why not?
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
I sure do.
Costello: tell me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Abbott: Im telling you names!
Costello: whos on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on
Abbott: it!
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Abbott: his name.
Thats whose name?
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Thats the name!
Costello: Thats whose
Yeah!
Costello: go ahead and tell me!
Who is on first.
Costello: are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Thats it.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: what Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. Dontdont the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the guys on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Look, you got a first baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the guys name on base?
What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos playin
Abbott: Whos first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every of it.
Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a
Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the
Who.
Costello: The guy that you the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he it.
Thats how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: it.
Costello: who?
Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it!
You! YouYou just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
What are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who signs his own
Abbott: No, Who his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first gives you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now
he puts his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his on it
How
Abbott: and what his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
How does it look to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it to you?
Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: Who?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the name on first base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on first
What is on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I just Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I thought Id tell you.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all players got
Costello: All Im to figure out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know
Both: base.
Costello: You got a on this team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine without a pitcher.
Costello: Whats his
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont to tell me today?
Abbott: Im you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: time?
Abbott: time what?
Costello: What time are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know the pitchers name?
Abbott: on second.
Costello: I know.
Both: base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, tomorrow do
Abbott: Im you.
Costello: So the catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a of days on the team!
Well I cant help that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Now thats the first thing youve said right.
Costello: I dont even what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well thatsThats all you
Costello: Thats all I to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the andNat
Abbott: You throw the ball to base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally the ball andand
Abbott: You throw the to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Abbott: Youre not it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: Thats Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, gotta get it.
Abbott: So Who it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
Costello: I throw the to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Whatd you
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Oh, thats our shortstop!